I'm going to be a spinster

No boys. I'm going to lock myself in my dorm all day and become a sneering misanthropic reclusive prude in college.

But if you really want to know, my standards are so high that you wouldn't want to know anyway.

(Gail you know what? I'm really starting to think that those adjectives up there are describing some of us. Who's "LUSTFUL"? haha)