i'm bored (and plus alex is forcing me to do this)

Give yourself a nickname: teh steff
Celebrity crush(es): mmmm norman reedus...oh and i want to add garrett from senses fail too
Number of boyfriends/girlfriends you think you'll have before you get married: i don't know, hopefully a lot? hehe
Age you want to get married: before i hit forty at least
Favorite beverage: 7-eleven SLURPEE!!
Favorite season: fall and winter
Favorite article of clothing: tank tops
Does true love exist?: sorry i'm a cynic, so no
Do you believe in soul mates?: no also
Scariest dream: i don't know if teeth falling out counts as scary, but it sure does freak me out
Funniest dream: i don't think i've ever had a funny dream
Favorite romantic comedy (OR "chick flick"): amelie, though i don't think it counts as a chick flick
Phrase you use the most: "TEH" and "jaysus"
Favorite line/lyric from a song: i have many, but currently it's "my heart is dead and it's way past beating" from underoath
Movie quote: i have two movies which i love quoting from (boondock saints and anchorman) but i can't pick just one.
Favorite cuss word: fuck ass
Last illegal thing you did: probably drinking
College major: sociology, and don't fucking ask me what i'm going to do with my degree--i'll shove it up your ass, that's what i'll do.
Future career: don't know, don't ask
Weirdest thing that happened to you in college so far: plenty
Boxers/briefs/boxer briefs: does this even apply to me?
Who should be governor of California?: me
Song that you hate to admit that you like: i don't think i have one
Weirdest present you ever gave to someone: i recently made a starburst lei for one of my roommates...does that count as weird?